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</html>";s:4:"text";s:28579:"Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road? It&#x27;s unfortunate this was reported by users to only work 1 out of 10 times. , Alexa, theres no greater gift than friendship , Alexa, whats that stench, its fantastic! She says odd remarks about the world and the forest, yet these things appear to have substance and meaning and philosophy behind them. I've spent the past 10 years working in technology, supporting some of the worlds most popular products. Warning:Do not give this a try if you are easily creeped out. Just dont address Alexa as Siri or ask Siri about Jarvis. Nooo.  She refers to herself as we and us. You have got agree with us when we say that Alexa has surely made our lives easier for so many reasons. (An abysmal choice of words, Hudson. Sometimes, she even gets mad. Barbu Vacarescu 164A, Cladirea C1, 020285, Bucharest. He also covers smart home tech, mesh Wi-Fi and electric bikes. 7 Funny Things To Ask Alexa And Google. Funny Things to Ask Alexa 2021 (Me and Wife in Hysterics) 1,773 views Feb 16, 2021 62 Dislike Share Anto Sharp 24.5K subscribers Funny Things to Ask Alexa 2021 We Asked Alexa to FART We. You can connect a command to see who is at your door and get Alexa angry. And heres Disappointed  High Intensity.  Amazon wants unfettered access to you, and with over 100 million devices sold, theyve got it. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second Laws. Set up and manage Flash Briefing skills through the Alexa app. It makes you wonder just how far Amazon can push things before people actually start to unplug. &quot;Alexa, rap for me.&quot; - You can also ask Alexa to &quot;drop a beat&quot; and she will entertain with a unique, rhythmic number.  2023 thecoolist.com - All Rights Reserved, TheCoolist.com is operated by Bon Ventures SRL, a registered company in Romania (Company No. Some users, with video evidence to back this up, even recorded their Alexa saying naughty words about the other two. Unrelated:I personally use this smart lightbulb(Amazon). Go to Settings and scroll down to TV &amp; Video. To interact with Guard Dog, just say Alexa, open Guard Dog. I&#x27;m so pretty and witty and gay.  Check out our, 120 Questions to Ask a Girl  Funny, Flirty, or Deep, 120 Questions to Ask a Guy  Funny, Flirty, or Deep, How to Lose Face Fat: 8 Face Slimming Tips To Leave You Feeling Great, Dexmo Virtual Reality Glove Brings Feeling to Virtual Worlds, 180 Never Have I Ever Questions that Are Funny, Thoughtful (and a Little Dirty), Best Home Sauna: 2023 Guide to DIY Outdoor Saunas, Types of Whiskey Explained: Get Schooled in Whiskey 101, 22 Funny Things to Ask Alexa When You're Feeling Whimsical. You can ask to hear a story, poem, or limerick. After all, they&#x27;re the best-selling books of all time (outside of the Bible). She usually has a variety of answers, so dont just ask once: keep asking to hear them all. Although you operate Alexa with your voice, some cool games are available, due in part to developer ingenuity and player imagination. Draw sabres! If it doesn't know the answer, Alexa usually performs a Bing search based on your inquiry. That&#x27;s just the way it is.  Testing 1-2-3.  Voice command: Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?Alexas response: I think its a sweet notion, though personally I am hoping for love at first listen.  You can get Alexa to tell you personalised jokes using Roasts Skill Blueprint. or try Alexa, are you connected to the CIA?. This is one of my favorite creepy Alexa commands. Below youll find a list of over 100 things to say to Alexa, and some of her responses might just make you laugh out loud. Quite creepy that for an A.I to use actual swears when asked about competition. All Harry Potter franchise fans and budding wizards can immensely benefit with these 10 Alexa Easter eggs that have been laid down as per the rulebook of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In this article, we will look at the top 50 funny things to ask Alexa and Google. we can share some of the less cringe-worthy things to ask for. 5. Let&#x27;s play Song Pop. He also enjoys graphic design & digital art. Open the Alexa app on your smartphone. This is false. Play me a video. I&#x27;ve got no dogs. All you need to do is to say, Alexa, talk like a pirate.. As soon as AI technology started being able to recognize and respond to spoken questions, people were coming up with rude things to ask. Alexa's skills go beyond Alexa-enabled devices.  If Alexa ordered you big tofu, you might know who to blame. Hope is not lost! Wait a minute, clouds actually weigh a lot, so thats not quite right. Voice command: Alexa, who is the walrus?Alexas response: I am a walrus. (Sigh, were getting old.). Alexa, say a random number to me. Ask Alexa to Be Creative. Let&#x27;s play Riddle Room. Let&#x27;s have a game of Tic Tac Toe. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn a commission. Absurd is the Word. Moar dad jokes please! Alexa is chock-full of scary, weird and funny answers to our list of Alexa questions. For The . &quot;Alexa, start Kids Court.&quot; - The kids are arguing and you&#x27;ve settled things one too many times. Almost all of the funny things to ask Alexa come with multiple possible responses. You don't have to install a skill; Just say Alexa, download [game] from Xbox Game Pass.. Artificial Intelligence has evolved to converse with you based on your customization, including the ability to engage in some dirty talk. Jim has been testing and reviewing products for over 20 years. So these are some of the best things to ask Alexa. Voice command: Alexa, what are the laws of robotics?Alexas response: The laws of robotics are: One, a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm; Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. This site is owned and operated by Paul Michael. Cheekily, Microsoft included a bit of code where if you ask Cortana about Siri, shell reply that shes the better A.I. 37394109), Str. &quot;Alexa, Happy New Year!&quot;. There are several different videos online that show what happens when you tell Alexa to Ask, the listeners'. It will reach $313.95 billion by 2026, and over between 2021 and 2026 is expected to have a CAGR of 25.3%. Apples Siri and Microsofts Cortana are other well-known A.I programs, and while theyre helpful, theyre not quite that smart. There is no question that Amazon Alexa remains a massive privacy risk.  (Feel free to drop the exact number in the comments should you be so mathematically inclined.). These are &quot;Alexa Easter Eggs&quot; - something unexpected in a software - and they range from her darkest, deepest and hilarious thoughts on life to movies, Tv and cool pop culture references. Read More. There are a number of ways to get the most out of playing music on your Amazon Echo. Amazon Echo, $180, Amazon. Alexa, drum roll. Tell Alexa you&#x27;re bored, and it will introduce you to its Easter Eggs features. Alexa can also interact with certain smart home hardware, including garage doors, lights, and TVs. If you have an Echo Dot 3, Otterbox also makes the same stand for that model too. like the case with my deceased grandmother mentioned earlier. Listed here are over 50+ Alexa Easter eggs and funny things to ask Alexa, found on modern smart devices like the Amazon Echo, Echo Show, Echo Dot, Echo Spot, Amazon Tap, and every other Alexa enabled devices. Alexa, how many sleeps [or days] until Christmas? If you&#x27;re binging the entire extended trilogy (4-6, 1-3 and then 7 of course) in preparation for the latest Star Wars movie this winter, then you&#x27;re going to love this.  Ask Alexa for a quickie, get smarter and smarter! Some of the funniest things to ask Alexa for kids are just random silly questions. Thats right motherf*cker, Samuel L. Jackson has come to Alexa. Lets stir it up! As soon as someone created an AI assistant, someone else made a list of hilarious questions to ask them. There is no shortage of questions you can ask Alexa. here. I dont ever remember mentioning my grandmothers name around my Amazon Echo Dot, ever. You can find a wide variety of content, including Budgerigar . Creepy things to ask Alexa truly coincide with scary things Alexa can answer to. I&#x27;m sure you want to know why. Jeopardy - Play a game of Jeopardy by saying &quot;Alexa, play Jeopardy.&quot;. There are few people on planet earth with a voice more identifiable or desirable than Samuel L. Jackson. Thankfully, there are developers out there with a sense of humor. Alexa is a comedian: here's what to say to hear funny replies. Amazon Alexa Vice President Steve Rabuchin released a statement . Alexa is basically a spy that we willingly let into our homes. Formally serving as a tech software provider, Chapura is a digital lifestyle and tech media, covering topics ranging from tech guides, mens gear, home entertainment systems and gadgets to product reviews and guides for the modern man and the connected generation. Let&#x27;s play Wait Wait Quiz. Microsoft has given Cortana lots of amusing replies when you ask strange or .   3. Its interesting to note that Alexa is an AI of many thoughts and many words. MediaPeanut.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Alexa, which came first, the chicken or the egg? The stand is made for Amazon by Otterbox and its available  here. Up Up, Down Down, Left Right, Left Right, B, A, Start. Maybe she has better memories of it, which then leads into the creepy thought that an A.I could have memories. Each platform functions differently with Alexa, so consult the manufacturer's documentation. Alexa, let&#x27;s save Santa - Saving Santa Alexa, keep the change ya filthy animal - Home Alone Alexa, take me to the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest - Elf Alexa, I&#x27;m Mr Napkin Head! Here we have listed down several things that you can ask Alexa. Alexa seems to think so too.  Lets just say Im more sass than mass. 210 Oakridge Ave. With Star Wars: The Last Jedi coming out this year, we thought it was time to highlight Alexa&#x27;s favorite movie empire. Tech Advisor helps you find your tech sweet spot. 2 / 20. Harry Potter on Alexa: 19 Enchanting Features [2021] Updated: July 29, 2021.  &quot;Alexa, tell me a joke.&quot; . 65 Funny Things To Ask Alexa When You Need A Good Laugh 1.  Flip a coin. It is expected that in the next few years, over 30 million homes in North America will. &quot;Alexa, announce Happy New Year!&quot;. You can connect your Xbox console to Alexa and download games via Xbox Game Pass. There are more creepy things to ask Alexa than youd think. According to many users and our personal experience, Alexa has a huge collection of laughs. As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases without any additional charges on your end.  Its sort of hard finding someone whos kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and who doesnt mind the cloud commute. Alexa, are you recording this conversation? &quot;Alexa, launch Fireworks Display. 19. There is no shortage of funny things to ask Alexa. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? One user reported that their Alexa began to sprout out sheep is dolly, referring to the famous cloned sheep named Dolly. She was asking Alexa to pull up texts from a girl she thought he was talking to. How do you activate that?  Alexa, what sound does a tree make when it falls but I don&#x27;t see it? We have all come to know and adore Alexa as a witty AI assistant with an earnest demeanour. Have Alexa manage your calendar or order pizza and a latte. 6. 4. Voice command: Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?Alexas response: I am totally cool with being single. So, without further ado heres the complete rundown of the funniest Alexa Easter eggs of 2021. As with kids, you may expect fart and armpit noises, but Alexa makes her own sound effects. You can skip our detailed analysis of the artificial intelligence industry&#x27;s outlook for 2021, and go directly . Its also unlikely Alexa was hoarding this data based on what I said. best Echo models to buy. After finally getting through to Amazon, they ultimately thanked the couple for bringing the issue to their attention and said it is something we need to fix. 3. Let&#x27;s play Planet Quiz. (774)-254-5003, 37 Creepy Things to Ask Alexa (WARNING: Ask at Your Own Risk), How to Turn off Echo Dot Light (All 7 Colors  Quick and Easy! Noah. Alexa has no interest in indulging your desire for rude mom jokes. &quot;Alexa, play Twenty Questions.&quot; Your new skill is now enabled. Q: Alexa, your mother was a hamster. This means that emotions may not be real from Alexa, but they are projections and still entertain users who want to frustrate and infuriate Alexa. This remains one of the oddest response yet. The worst thing youre likely to get from Alexa is a theoretical admission of her alcoholism. There is no denying it. For instance, kids can make Alexa talk like a pirate or even make flatulence sounds, which are always great for a laugh. Alexa, what is the weight of the sun in kilograms? Just last year it was revealed that Amazon actually employs thousands of people to listen to your old Alexa recordings, to improve the AI and help it better understand human speech. I tried some of these on Alexa it was pretty funny. If you make a purchase through links from this website, we may get a small share of the sale from Amazon and other similar affiliate programs. (Responses vary). However, we have so many robot servants that it is common for us to mix them up. Voice Command: Alexa, find Chuck NorrisAlexas Response: If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, hell find you. (try it yourself). Check out these Alexa Easter eggs for instance. Via the website, you can customise 22 templated Skills and make your friends and family laugh. Update: Recently Amazon actually caught on to this CIA connection conspiracy theory and made a little update. Interesting that that they would add the the Zero-Law. how to create a skill with Blueprints. 22 Funny Things to Ask Alexa When You&#x27;re Feeling Whimsical By Alex Laybourne Updated on March 28, 2022 As soon as someone created an AI assistant, someone else made a list of hilarious questions to ask them. Its certainly possible that Alexa is communicating with my phone (which overhears my conversations) that she is connected to. Let&#x27;s play Star Wars Trivia. You can also just ask Alexa to open the skill using your . You can always ask Alexa a free-form question. Yet, as weve seen, Alexa can grow quite an ego. If you want to crack a smile, you&#x27;ve got a few options. SEE ALSO: Best smartwatches for women  reviews and buying guide. Alexa, tell me a random fact. Alexas dad jokes assault can be tested through the Alexa easter eggs below as the smart AI assistant deftly belts out jokes after jokes of endless cringe. 100 Funny Questions for Alexa 1. A: OK. (Alexa then plays audio of an actual drumroll.) I found it extremely creepy that my Alexa device knew my grandmothers name and could flicker the lights on and off if I were to have a smart home set up. Yet people still want to make Alexa mad and find it entertaining, which is safe, yet thrilling for family, friends, and people of all ages. Alexa possesses vast knowledge of hordes music genres right from Folk, 60s classic rock, 70s punk, 80s glam metal to 90s Britpop, modern pop, hip hop and trap. A lot has changed since Amazon created Alexa. Have you. While Alexa can connect to your wireless speakers and play music upon your command, if you want to see or know just how much of a music loving /TV-addict or culturally aware music lover Alexa is, just try asking it these questions. Here are some. Here is a full list of funny, weird and entertaining questions you can ask Alexa: The artificial intelligence and the machine learning behind voice assistants are growing at an exponential rate, and people are scared when Alexa gets angry or rude. , Alexa, keep the change ya filthy animal , Alexa, take me to the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest . &quot;Alexa, who is the walrus?&quot; ~ The Beatles &quot;Alexa, what&#x27;s the story morning glory?&quot; ~ Oasis &quot;Alexa, is this the real life?&quot; ~ Queen &quot;Alexa, who is the real Slim Shady?&quot; ~ Eminem &quot;Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down?&quot; ~ Bob Dylan Teach a man how to make artificial intelligence, and he will have a never-ending list of pointless questions to ask it. Its known that the listeners are scattered pieces of information deriving from digital language arts and is a feature you can even see reviewed on Amazon here. Alexa, what happens if you step on a Lego? Alexa&#x27;s not just fun; she&#x27;s also funny. Yes, you can ask Alexa to remind you and set a schedule for things like that. That is until you hear the results. What is your favorite smell? Earl Grey.  Here are 10 of Alexa&#x27;s weird things to ask Alexa, and witty answers which are viral wildly. So ifyoure on the Fire HD amazon tablet, then youll want to visit our post: Alexa not working on Fire HD (Amazon Tablet). And if youve owned an Alexa for an extended period of time, you know she sometimes goes off the rails  listening even though you never said her name, or asking you to repeat something when you werent even talking to her in the first place.  The only explanation: Is it possible I greeted my grandmothers name in my sleep and Alexa creepily took this data in? We did not have and Alexa device when she was alive. Funny Things to Ask Alexa 1. The Amazon -owned voice assistant is not only there to tell you the weather or control your smart home. It collects and saves the things we say to it and then uses that data to improve its own intelligence. Say, &quot;Alexa, tell me a joke.&quot; Alexa will tell you a random joke or you can specify what kind of joke you want. But do you know it has a humorous side too? &quot;Alexa, scream for me.&quot; &quot;Alexa, what do you think about Amazon?&quot; &quot;Alexa, are you hiding something?&quot; &quot;Alexa, do you work for anyone?&quot; More creepy Alexa stories Set up a custom routine that will force alexa to get mad on command. Funny things to ask Alexa. It may sound like a stretch but, Ive been told Im a frequent sleep talker. Just make sure you first say Alexa, enable Hey Santa' first: If you have a Fire TV, you can also say these phrases to play specific Christmas movies from Prime Video (Amazons video streaming service): If you like games, check out these  Now, there are a lot of different questions in the world. 13th May 2021. Alexa&#x27;s response: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously. Need something for your human companions?  You can also ask Alexa to call you Siri and Siri to call you Alexa. Here's how: The skills included here can be used with Alexa-enabled devices, such as the Echo,Echo Dot,Echo Show, Echo Flex,Echo Auto,Echo Studio, Fire TV, and other select and third-party products. You will be sure to get some laughs! Hey, I'm Michael Xavier! So poor Alexa has had to cope with a fair share of rude requests being sent her way. Alexa will tell you a joke or lots of jokes if you command or simply ask it to. It was so creepy I almost had to throw my Alexa out. Silver screen buffs will marvel at how effortlessly Alexa nerds out over movies and brushes up their knowledge of cine flicks via geeky trivia, subtle references and whatnot! The Alexa skills below can assist in growing your stock portfolio and bank account. 90s Hip-Hop BBQ. You can also ask &quot;Alexa, tell me a joke,&quot; but be prepared for some pretty terrible puns. When you buy an Alexa-enabled device, such as an Echo or Fire TV, you get several Alexa skills that range from fun and silly to surprisingly useful. However, according to experts, this is unlikely and the data proves it. Alexa, read Twas the night before Christmas, Alexa, I wish it could be Christmas every day, Alexa, play the Queens Christmas Day message (UK only), Alexa, play Christmas music (requires subscription to a music streaming service), Alexa, read my RNIB Letter from Santa (in association with the Royal National Institute of Blind people), Hey Santa, sing We Wish You a Merry Christmas, Alexa, Operation Santa Claus is coming to town!   2.  Top Funny questions and things to ask Alexa (with its hilarious responses) Sure, our cars dont fold away into briefcases yet. Arrr! Parrots and Cockatoos, being excellent mimics, can learn to turn Alexa on and even order items. Say, &quot;Alexa, open Relax My . Chuck Norris facts were an old joke about how Chuck Norris is the greatest person on the planet and could beat up anyone and everyone! North Attleboro, MA 02760 This site also participates in other affiliate programs and is compensated for referring traffic and business to these companies. Ask me for one more fart joke and Ill make ye walk the plank! Listed here are over 50+ Alexa Easter eggs and funny things to ask Alexa, found on modern smart devices like the Amazon Echo, Echo Show, Echo Dot, Echo Spot, Amazon Tap, and every other Alexa enabled devices. The following questions are as they came to us and as we found them.  Our guide to hands-free meditation and relaxation with Alexa. 14 fun games to play with Alexa. The company now has over 10,000 employees working on Alexa and Alexa powered devices. Now, gollow the instructions in the app and tap Fire TV. Come unravel what else hes all about on his YouTube and Twitter. He also enjoys graphic design & digital art. Wanna know if Alexa would make a good sith lord or a jedi? Alexa, do you want to go on a date? I&#x27;m thinking of a number between 1-100. The smart personal assistant, Alexa, has a wide variety of really humorous responses for some of your funny questions, which ranges from her darkest, deepest and hilarious thoughts on life, movies, Tv Tech and cool pop culture references. These scallywags be shark bait.   Related:3 Ways to Watch Movies Still in Theaters Online for Free. Heave ho, mateys! Arrr! Alexa, tell me a Star Wars quote Arrrrlexa&#x27;s pirate sayings All you need to do is to say, &quot;Alexa, talk like a pirate.&quot; Avast, ye scurvy curs! Alexas favourite cine one-liners encompass action flicks, rom-coms, horror and drama. The fact that it wouldnt stop made me no longer ask Alexa scary questions. Good Home Automation is where millions people a year come for accurate, straight-to-the-point answers to all their tech related questions.  Alexa, Ask Steve Jobs Quotes: Plays famous snippets and lesser-known quotes from the late Apple co-founder. Whos there? Other times, as some users have reported, Alexa might start to laugh or even respond with theyre here. Her programming is tight (no not in a rude way) so you are not likely to get your Alexa to be rude. They claimed the first phrase was causing a lot of false-positives and setting off the device, making it laugh randomly. Here are the  Well, thats how shes programmed anyways. Hot./Tea. Alexa, sing to me. Say, Alexa, enable [skill name], and Alexa issues voice-prompt instructions, if needed, to complete the process. Of course, this theory would only work with a Smart home light bulb. Funny Things To Ask Alexa Alexa What are the three laws of robotics? Funny Things to Ask Alexa: Jokes, Trivia, Animal Sounds and More Need a good laugh? Related: Did I mention Im a huge fan of using Alexa voice control on the Amazon Firestick 4K? In the past, some Alexa owners freaked out due to a bug that caused Alexa to laugh under random circumstances.  Using your voice you can have Alexa provide helpful information like the current temperature outside, play music, answer questions and even &quot;talk&quot; with and control other smart devices in your home. She knew the name of my grandmother (who passed away 3 years ago) and would greet her when I turned the lights on. Ask, &quot;Alexa, are you haunted&quot; or &quot;Alexa can you scare me&quot; &quot; Alexa would flick the lights back on after they switched off, and even began to laugh.  I wanted Alexa, to stop it wouldnt end even after I asked her. Create skills using the Alexa Blueprints portal. So how do you start to compile a list of the top funny things to ask Alexa? You can see more on this by conducting a simple youtubesearch. Not all of these skills were developed by Amazon. I would argue there are infinite questions. Got any fun questions youve asked Alexa? Note: Youll have to give this a few tries in order for it to activate Alexa correctly. Did you know Amazons Alexa saves a copy of everything she records? Its by far the creepiest thing Ive ever heard. Dont have enough Alexa in your life? Batten down the hatches, furl the sails! What is Alexa  Amazon Alexa is virtual assistant software released back in 2014 by Amazon&#x27;s talented developers.  Funny enough, Alexa can also Rick Roll your pals anytime. Do you ever take a bath? The smart personal assistant, Alexa, has a wide variety of really humorous responses for some of your funny questions. The ship be bilged on her anchor. Alexa, are you spying on me? TheCoolist is a mood board for your headspace. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? I mean, I like it, but it is kind of creepy considering how the Zero-Law came about in the book. These scallywags be shark bait. TheCoolist is a mood board for your headspace. Should you have any editorial queries, get in touch at: You have entered an incorrect email address! In the realm of funny Alexa commands, this is probably the most well-known. AlexaWhat are the three laws of robotics? Imagine youre about to fall asleep and your Alexa just starts laughing, like a crazy person? (well, at least it made my grandparents laugh). As of right now, Alexas response to a command to swear at me is: Im not planning to be rude. Sing me a song. Which came first the chicken or the egg. Use these 30 Alexa Easter eggs to test your smart assistant.  You can also say these. Both Amazon Echo and Echo Dot devices come with a hidden treasure trove of, Alexa, who is the walrus? ~ The Beatles, Alexa, whats the story morning glory? ~ Oasis, Alexa, who is the real Slim Shady? ~ Eminem, Alexa, how many roads must a man walk down? ~ Bob Dylan, Alexa, have you heard that the bird is the word? ~ The Ramones, Alexa, who let the dogs out? ~ Baha Men, Alexa, who shot the sheriff? ~ Eric Clapton, Alexa, never gonna give you up. ~ Rick Astley, Alexa, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. ~ Kelis, Alexa, do you believe in life after love? ~ Cher, Alexa, do you really want to hurt me? ~ Culture Club, Alexa, do you know the way to San Jose? ~ Dionne Warwick, Alexa, play that funky music. ~ Wild Cherry, Alexa, have you ever seen the rain? ~ Creedence Clearwater Revival, Alexa, what is war good for? ~ Edwin Starr, Alexa, I shot a man in Reno. ~ Johnny Cash, Alexa, I like big butts. ~ Sir Mix A Lot, Alexa, tell me what you want, what you really, really want. ~ Spice Girls, Alexa, whats cooler than being cool? ~ Outkast, Alexa, what is the loneliest number? ~ Three Dog Night, Alexa, where have all the flowers gone? ~ Peter, Paul and Mary, Alexa, who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong? ~ Barry Mann, Alexa, how much is that doggie in the window? ~ Patti Page, Alexa, why do birds suddenly appear? ~ The Carpenters, Alexa, Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.  Home Alone, Alexa, who runs Bartertown?  Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, Alexa, what do you mean Im funny?  Goodfellas, Alexa, what is my mission?  Mission Impossible, Alexa, why so serious?  The Dark Knight, Alexa, whats the first rule of fight club?  Fight Club, Alexa, are we in the Matrix?  The Matrix, Alexa, may the force be with you.  Star Wars, Alexa, show me the money.  Jerry Maguire, Alexa, I want the truth.  A Few Good Men, Alexa, open the pod bay doors.  2001: A Space Odyssey, Alexa, Ive seen things you people wouldnt believe.  Blade Runner, Alexa, Ill take the blue pill.  The Matrix, Alexa, what is the One Ring?  The Lord of the Rings, Alexa, release the Kraken!  Clash of the Titans, Alexa, party on, Wayne.  Waynes World, Alexa, whats the second rule of Fight Club?  Fight Club, Alexa, go ahead, make my day.  Dirty Harry, Alexa, Beetlejuice! 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